Your Questions About History Of Beer Pong

Lizzie asks…
What Christmas gift should I get my mentally challenged neighbor (details inside)?
He likes the show “The Office” and also likes math, drawing graphs, drinking beer, and playing beer pong. He doesn’t have a job and dressing kinda dorky, but he is pretty cool and funny to hang with. He also is chubby and has a family history of heart problems, is only 23 and masturbates a lot. Any ideas?

Brian answers:
One of those calendars you tear off a page everyday that has The Office quotes. Maybe some tissues??

Mary asks…
how you ever ever did what you should never?
1.have you ever drank 14 beers in beer pong?
2.dated a guy who had a criminal history?
3. had a drug addiction?
4 fell in love with a killer?
5. shot a gun?
6. married a man with kids?
7. moved out of state for another man?
8. masturbated?
9. got into a fist fight?
10. watched porn drunk?

Brian answers:
No to most yes to only two

Daniel asks…
am i being to jealous with my gf? please help 10 points?
This may sound pretty lame but it is making me pretty jealous. Tomorrow my gf (of 2 years) is going to a bbq that her cousin invited her and my gfs sister. Thing is all her cousins guys friends are going to be there (bunch of conceited guys, wannabe players) and I hate them. The bbq is at one of those guys actually. My gf is going to go and I hate that I am going to be stuck at work and have not control of being there. We kind of started arguing because I told her to not be talking to those guys (I know how they are), she simply said “so I can’t talk to any guys? Your just judging those guys and don’t know who they are”. She’s never talked to those guys either.
She said that obviously she’s not going to be flirting with them, but just knowing she will be around them and talking to them SUCKS and knowing they will be playing beer pong and such too. She doesn’t have a cheating history or she hasn’t really lied to me but still its making me frustrated/jealous.
Can u guys give me some good info on how to cope?

Brian answers:
You think she’s going to cheat on you with her cousins????? Seriously??? I think you have major issues. I don’t even see why she’s with you in the first place.

Laura asks…
He likes two girls! Me and her….?
I met a good looking guy… he is very smart and his major is Microbiology. He approached me and he was interested in me, of course I played hard to get and I was busy playing beer pong games. So he wanted to be my beer pong partner and we played beer pong together, we won twice.. I knew he was into me and he asked me for my number. I was seeing someone at that time and did not tell him that. He said he promise he’ll annoy me a lot. He texted me a lot but I did not respond to his text messages often.
I had a problem with the other guy cause he wouldn’t commit to me. 3 months later, he invited me to his halloween party and he was eyeballin me all night, smiling, talking to me etc. I started to like him and all of a sudden I saw the other guy there. What an coincidence! We talked a lot, laughed and danced together (we have a long history together for several months) and this guy(the host) walked in on us. He seemed kinda hurt and then the other guy left the party to catch a cab with friends.
I hung out and talked to friends. The host came in the room to sit by me and he said I looked nice. I could tell he obviously likes me a lot. Another guy friend came in the room (I used to date that guy for a while but we are good friends now) and I could tell this guy (host) was kinda jealous. He told me he likes me and I said I know. I told him I like him too. He said too bad we were seeing other people now. He said he already started something with a girl and he felt like he couldn’t choose either one of us. I told him about how I started something with this guy but he wouldn’t commit to me. I told him to just follow his heart and we ended up kissing. A soft passionate kiss and he gave me his jacket. He said it was an good excuse to see me soon or later.
What do I do? I’m not seeing the other guy anymore b/c he won’t commit. I like this guy but he already started something with a girl. They have all classes together so he says it’s awkward and he is confused. I stopped talking to him but he text me once in a while. Should I stop texting him back?
I’m not the kind of the girl who plays around and we have not done anything physically and sexually at all. I say so friends. He seems down about it cause he said it was the most difficult decision he has to make and he still tell me he’s not sure if he made the right decision.
How do I choose “the Best Answer” anyways?
Thanks Brian, that was the best answer. I’ll sell his jacket on e bay ha ha ha

Brian answers:
IF, And I underline that word …., uupa, no, I can’t do that here …,? Up script…
IF He wants to “do” it right, I mind, for both of you girls, -and indirectly-for him also- he will do one of you at the time. Guys have only one…,D88k, he can use it once at the time .
Unless you are planning on dating “The circus freak”, well, that is other thing…
Now, lets say he choose the other girl but still wants to hang with you as a “friend with benefits”,…CHARGE HIM A GOOD AMOUNT OF $$$ if he wants to “Enjoy” your company!!!
And then, don’t get deeper than that is just “Busness”.
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